Wasting Time - Railway Excuse Generator



RAILWAY EXCUSE WRITER


Choose one each from columns A to E. Keep to the same box for A and B.




Remember to start by saying "Due to...". Add 'Earlier' if it helps.




Over 22,000 different excuses are available for each location (column D) you use.




Don't let the truth get in the way of a good excuse - nobody else does!




A B C D E

BRIDGE BREAK/BROKEN



CABLE BREAKDOWN



COMMUNICATIONS EQUIPMENT BUCKLING
APPLEFORD

ELECTRICAL CONDITION
ACTON

ENGINE CONGESTION
BARNSTAPLE
BOX LINESIDE EQUIPMENT DAMAGE
BASINGSTOKE
1 LOCOMOTIVE DEFECT
BATH

POINTS DIFFICULTY
B'HAM INT'L

RAIL FAILURE
B'HAM NEW ST

ROLLING STOCK FAULT AT BICESTER NORTH

SIGNAL FIRE
BICESTER TOWN

SIGNAL BOX FROZEN
BOURNEMOUTH

STOCK OVERHEATING
BRIGHTON

TRACK OVERLOAD
BRISTOL P'WAY

TRACK CIRCUIT PROBLEM
BRISTOL TM

TRAIN STORM DAMAGE
BROCKENHURST

WEB SITE VANDALISM
CARDIFF



BETWEEN CARLISLE

ANIMALS

CHELTENHAM

CAR

CHESTER

COW(S) HIT BY TRAIN
CHIPPENHAM REGION

DEBRIS

CLAPHAM JCT

FLOODING ON LINE
COVENTRY

HORSE(S)
FROM CULLOMPTON

LANDSLIP ON TRACK
DOVER
BOX LEAVES

DUNDEE
2 LORRY ON LEVEL CROSSING
EALING

OBJECT
IN EDINBURGH STATION

OBSTRUCTION OVERHANGING
EXETER

PERSON(S)

FENCHURCH ST

SHEEP TRACKSIDE
FISHGUARD

SNOW (RIGHT KIND)

FORT WILLIAM

SNOW (WRONG KIND) UNDER TRACK NEAR GATWICK

SUSPECT PACKAGE

GLASGOW CENTRAL

TREE UNDER TRAIN
HAMMERSMITH

TRESPASSERS

INVERNESS

VEHICLE

ISLIP AREA



OUTSIDE KINGS CROSS

AWAITING COACHES
KINGS SUTTON

DELAYED CONDUCTOR
LEAMINGTON

LATE ARRIVAL OF DRIVER
LEEDS
BOX MISSING GUARD
LIVERPOOL ST
3 NON-AVAILABILITY OF LEMON SOAPED NAPKINS
LOCKERBIE DEPOT

SHORTAGE OF SHUNTER NORTH OF LONDON BRIDGE

SICKNESS STAFF
MAIDENHEAD




MANCHESTER
BOX ADVERSE OPERATING CONDITIONS
MOTHERWELL
4 SEVERE

OLD OAK COMMON

EXTREME WEATHER
OLYMPIA



SOUTH OF OXFORD JUNCTION

INDUSTRIAL

PADDINGTON
BOX PASSENGER ACTION
PANGBOURNE
5 SECURITY

PENZANCE

STRIKE
EAST OF PITLOCHRY




PORTSMOUTH

CAPACITY

READING

HEIGHT

SLOUGH
BOX SPEED RESTRICTION WEST OF SOUTHAMPTON
6 TRACK

SWANSEA

TRAFFIC

SWINDON

WEIGHT

UXBRIDGE

WIDTH

WAKEFIELD




WARWICK
BOX
ENGINEERING WORKS
WATERLOO
7 LATE RUNNING INCOMING SERVICE
WESTON S-M


PRECEDING SERVICE
WEYMOUTH




YORK
BOX DERAILMENT
(ADD YOUR OWN)
8 INCIDENT
ETC.

BUTTERFLY FLAPPING ITS WINGS



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